Hello there interested and inquisitive people! My name is Josh Baker...Im currently studying Criminology at Liverpool's John Moores University....and i wont lie, i am a stereotypical student...i get drunk, i don't go to half my seminars and im in it for the party life!...im using this year to get it out my system, well so i tell myself haha!
Anyway, i jut want to blog about myself, like a sort of brief history of my life, and the type of character i believe i am! Hopefully then people will enjoy me for me, and my blogs and such like blaaaa....:)
Im currently living in Liverpool, although im in my Home town of Telford at the moment (proud of my dump)....due to the fact i have 1 Fray Bentos pie and half a loaf of stale bread at the flat, and the pies keep giving me heart burn! so ive popped back home so my mum will feed me real food...last month i ate noodles everyday for a week and it gave me depression. They were 11p ones as well, so when they say chicken flavour, they mean dust flavour.
Soo...me names josh, im from Telford, and currently a student...tbf this is where my blog starts....the journey to university. Since i was little, ive always been...ermm, a little shit, excuse the french. I got kicked out of school at 15 for a lil hand bags at dawn moment with my english teacher...then failed my GCSE's not surprisingly, although a positive did come out of this, as when i got my results the GCSE's spelt FUCCED, (F U maths and English) which my Science teacher Mrs Goddard did not find funny and pretty sure she said ''well im glad you find it funny, because your going nowhere in life''...im at uni, so jokes on you cow!... although i am still a drunken stereotypical one....but yeah, anyways, i failed the GCSE's, then got to New college, i semi kept my head down, did my NVQ and then got onto the A level course, again just about kept me head down, completed year one..and then as usual, went tits up and got kicked out, i think i didn't agree with the teacher an so ended up using some french on her!...sooo, i bummed around for months on end, me mom moaned her tits off at me, and then decided to get a job...worked, got paid, hated the job, loved me car....but that lil beauty wasnt enough to keep me going, and the constant same old shite and clock watching got to me, so instead of just handing in me notice, i just kinda fucked off and left!....sooo then i decided to go back to college and do a Diploma, which would land me a place at uni! and for once...i actually did it, went in everyday and enjoyed it....i'd finally grown up!.....sort of, but obviously now im at Liverpool uni, and the only reason i moved here was cause i heard it was a good night out haha! but that's just me as per usual!...
But yeah, ive been a little bugger! but the kinda of bugger than ya nan says ''ooohh leave him alone he's just having a laugh''....id also just like to mention in this incoherent rambling, that im the type of person that if you saw me in the street in me hoody and shorts and trainers! youd be like, yep he's a little tosser! but i do actually have a brain in this massive head, and i hope people give me a chance and listen to the crap i talk, because i might end up meeting someone who loves it and ill be happy as larry with that!
also being a footy fan i would just like to mention poor Fabrice Muamba tonight, for those who dont know, he collapsed and stopped breathing on the pitch tonight, very shocking and very scary, this puts things into perspective! but football, as a community and passionate sport shone through tonight with hundreds of applauds, blessing and get well tweets....so get well soon Fabrice!
And one last thing, while im mentioning the unfortunate subject of illness and health! ive got a mate called Marc Langford, whose also just started blogging (chefmarco)...he is currently in the drafting stage of writing a cook book for those on dialysis (kidney failure) because its hard finding tasty meals and having variety on a strict low sodium diet! so keep your eyes peeled and let people know! and bless the little shit he never moans! i think id make sure everyone knew and i got to the front of ques, and parked in disabled spaces, but then again im an arse!
and one last mention is me little mate Tasha! (so on trend) shes a little legend, she's got some greats blogs and she's prob what Mr.Men based Mr.Nice on, she is proper lovely i swear, she's basically a nun...but with a boyfriend!
so yee follow me you legends and listen to my shite, im bascially just goin to do a diary of my everday life!!!
"last month i ate noodles everyday for a week and it gave me depression." there, there. chin up.
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