OUCH...!!!

Played football again today in-order to burn more calories!....although i had a pie when i got in....Well anyways, ive grazed my leg sliding on the astro turf and its killing me, so i decided to apply some Savlon Cream *THE BEST ANTI-SEPTIC CREAM MONEY CAN BUY* (hopefully they'll see ive put that and pay me for advertisement!....anyways, the story....basically ive looked in the medicine draw, didnt really pay much attention, whipped out the blue tube, squeezed it on my leg, rubbed it in and ...TITLE OF THIS POST, OUCH!......me being a moron, ive jus applied some Bonjela *BEST GEL FOR SORE GUMS AND MOUTH ULCERS MONEY CAN BUY* (same again)....well yee, Bonjela is kinda menthol flavoured and my leg is now on fire!...The End x